Laundry in SoMa? Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That.

July 22, 2025

SoMa is where the grind never stops—but laundry should.

Between daily standups, happy hour on Howard, and dodging Folsom traffic, the last thing you want to do is haul a heavy bag of dirty clothes to the laundromat. But we get it. Adulting is hard, and laundry? It’s relentless.

Welcome to The Laundry Guys, SoMa’s new favorite hack for getting clean clothes without wasting your prime hours.

🏙️ Why SoMa Folks Need a New Way to Laundry

Let’s face it—people in SoMa are busy. You work long hours, your apartment probably doesn't have in-unit laundry, and by the time Saturday hits, you just want to decompress.

Still, the pile grows.

Maybe you've even gone full “hoodie-and-joggers” just to delay laundry day.

You’re not alone. We've met hundreds of SoMa folks just like you, and here’s what they all say:

"I didn't even realize how much time I was wasting until I got it back."

🚚 How The Laundry Guys Make SoMa Life Simpler

Here’s how it works:

1. You Subscribe to a Plan

Pick a plan based on how much laundry you do (Single, couples and family).
No contracts. Cancel anytime.

2. We Deliver Your Laundry Bag

You’ll get our signature Laundry Guys duffel bag—just toss in everything from jeans to gym gear.

3. Pickup from Your Apartment or Office

We grab it from your front door. No awkward small talk. No lugging bags.

4. Wash, Dry & Fold with ❤️

We treat your laundry like our own. We use eco-friendly detergent and your clothes come back soft, fresh, and photo-ready.

5. Back in 3 days.

We return it all folded, fluffed, and ready to go. It’s like laundry never even happened.

🔄 Time Saved Is Money Earned

Let’s run some quick math:

3 hours/week x 52 weeks = 156 hours/year
That’s almost an entire week of your life… folding socks 😅

Imagine trading that time for:

A bike ride on the Embarcadero
Drinks on a rooftop in SoMa
Actually finishing your side hustle

That’s the value we bring: freedom from laundry.

💬 What SoMa Customers Are Saying

“I was skeptical at first. But after my first pickup, I was hooked. My laundry came back folded better than I ever could. And I got my whole Sunday back.”
— Nathan D., Townsend St.

“I work in tech, so time is literally money. This service is a no-brainer.”
— Tina K., Harrison & 4th

📍 We Know SoMa’s Vibe

From Rincon Hill to Yerba Buena, we know the ins and outs of SoMa living. Our delivery routes hit:

Folsom & 5th
Brannan & 8th
Harrison, Bryant, and even South Park

You might’ve seen our posters near the courthouse or cafés—scan that QR code for your first week FREE!

📣 TL;DR: Your Laundry’s Holding You Back

You’ve worked hard to build a good life in SoMa. Don’t waste your weekends doing chores.

🎁 Try your first pickup FREE
👜 Branded bag included
🚚 Pickup from your apartment or office
🧼 Fresh clothes. Zero effort.

👉 [Join now →]

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